2006: I Got a Million Things I’d Rather Do Than to Play Rock n’ Roll For You

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I started hating Pitchfork when I was 14. I found a negative review of Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity and as a result I decided I would have everything this publication ever liked. Kid A, a 10.0? Fucking glorified cable testing, even though I had only heard “National Anthem.” . . . And You Will [...]

2005: Books, They All Know They’re Not Worth Reading